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$1,000
1000 ELO
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SPED HOMEROOM ORIGINAL • CASINO ARENA

Super Stupid Idiot Arena

The push-your-luck card game variant of Palace / Karma. Shed your hand, survive blind flips, and avoid the Idiot crown!

1000 Your Rating
$1,000 Idiot Bucks
0% Win Rate
AI PRACTICE & SPECTATE

Quick AI Battle

Free and instant. Sit back and watch the bots fight it out (fast-forward up to 4×), or learn their personalities. No stakes, no ELO.

LIVE RANKED ARENA

1-Minute Quick Match (1v1 or 1v1v1)

Waits up to 1 minute for real human players. If 3 enter, match launches as a 1v1v1 ($1,500 pot); if 2 players are in queue when the minute expires, it starts as a 1v1 ($1,000 pot)! Zero bots in ranked.

Public Matchmaking Stake Tiers

Choose your public table stakes or configure a casual practice match
Public Ranked

Homeroom Quick Match

$500 Buy-In

Real human matchmaking queue with 1-minute auto-pairing into 1v1 (2 players) or 1v1v1 (3 players). No bots!

  • 2 or 3 Real Players (1-Min Queue)
  • 1 Standard Deck (52 Cards)
  • $1,000 (1v1) or $1,500 (1v1v1) Pot
  • 1st: 50% (+25 ELO) • 2nd: 30% (+10 ELO)
High Roller

High Roller Table

$2,500 Buy-In

High stakes table for seasoned Homeroom veterans. Fierce competition and massive $10,000 pot payouts.

  • 4 Players (Ranked Pool)
  • 2 Decks (104 Cards)
  • $10,000 Total Table Pot
  • 1st: $5,000 • 2nd: $3,000 • 3rd: $2,000
VIP Arena

Super Stupid VIP

$10,000 Buy-In

Maximum stakes and maximum chaos. 5 players, immense side bets, and an unbelievable $50,000 pot up for grabs!

  • 5 Players (Elite Pool)
  • 2 Decks (104 Cards)
  • $50,000 Total Table Pot
  • 1st: $25,000 • 2nd: $15,000 • 3rd: $10,000
Practice Arena

Custom & Practice

Free Play Practice

Practice strategies offline. Configure 2 to 7 players, 1-4 decks, local Pass & Play, or All-Bot Spectate. (No real money/ELO).

  • 2 to 7 Players (Human / Bot)
  • 1 to 4 Decks Scalable
  • Fast-Forward Spectator Mode
  • Free Practice • No Balance Loss
OFFICIAL WEB & DESKTOP ARENA

SUPER STUPID IDIOT

The High-Stakes Tactical Card Knockout Game • Born in SPED Homeroom

Fast < 30 Min Games

Short, electric knockout rounds. Fast rules activate on smaller tables (< 4 players) with 3-card pickups and deck burning.

1v1 & 1v1v1 Quick Match

Dynamic 1-minute real-player queue. Automatic stakes, anti-cheat disconnect forfeit, and competitive ELO gains.

Daily Spin & Fake Economy

Spin every 24 hours for up to $10,000 Idiot Bucks and 2X multipliers. Fresh accounts start with $1,000 + 2 starter spins!

Social Profiles & Chat

Custom 512px avatar upload, shareable profile links, 24-hour auto-wiped global chat, mutual friend streaks, and comment boards.

How To Play in 60 Seconds

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The 3-Tier Board

You have 3 blind face-down cards, 3 face-up cards, and 3 cards in your hand. Swap your best cards to the face-up tier before locking in.

2

Ascending Order

Play cards equal to or higher than the current top card on the pile. Can't play? Gamble on the top of the Draw Pile or pick up the entire pile!

3

Special Power Cards

2: Resets the pile. 7: Under 7 only. 8: Skips next player. 10: Burns & bombs the pile! 4 of a Kind: Instant Pile Burn.

4

Don't Be The Idiot!

Shed your hand, then play your face-up cards, and finally take blind risks on your face-down cards. The last player left is the Super Stupid Idiot!

Created by Patrick Reese (Retroboi64)

Original tabletop concept co-created with Caden in SPED Homeroom. Built for high-performance cross-platform web & desktop play.

retroboi64official@gmail.com
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PUBLIC RANKED 00:00 TOTAL POT: $1,500 1st: 50% • 2nd: 30% • Rest: 20%
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Required Rank Any (0)
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Homeroom Rookie

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